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Musical breast implants

Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants. One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection. BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

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I love music and I wouldn’t mind if its coming from iPOD or urB00B. But 15 years down the line, I think hopefully I’ll be married by then with kids. So after reading this news, I was not sure whether to jump outta joy or to cry that I’ll not be able to hear music from “natural resources”.

The researchers say that rest of the control, (volume, song selection, etc.) will be provided on the wrist in the form of a panel, which will be connected using Blue Tooth. I don’t understand this, when the whole music stereo (along with MP3’s) is inside those “twins”, shouldn’t they use the natural buttons GOD himself has provided there?

I came to know about such implants when a friend of mine showed me raunchy snap of Pamela Anderson (during her B00b-watch …I mean Baywatch days) way back in 2001. For a moment I was not able to make out whether she was wearing Halloween Costume or had watermelons stuffed inside. Later I saw on Discovery (my ultimate knowledge guide) how painful the whole process is of getting silicon stuffed inside.

I was just wondering what kinda implants do guys do for?
Hair?
Butt?
Chest??
I don’t know…even Google is not helping me too.

Now that B00b-mp3 player is out, I was just wondering if those researchers extend their research on guys too.

Where will they even think of planning to put the player?
Biceps?
Jeeezz…I’ll have to run down to Gym to get those muscles then.

What else?
Nothing.

The only other body part is *Ahem*….*Ahem*

I think that’s the only place we guys can think of storing like 10-60GB (depending on the mood) worth music with Dolby Digital Surround sound in the “twins” available below.

Thinking a bit deeper, why not to have FM Antennae plugged in too and we can point “it” in any direction we like, right??

Voila!!
Live music for 23hrs!!

Wooo….Hooooo!!

Dude, where’s 1hr gone, I hear you ask?
Come on, we guys need some rest while peeing, don’t we??

Anyway, in future if you hear such a news from trusted news channel, you know where you heard about it first, right fellas?

I so wanted to patent this idea of mine, coz I can see myself counting dollars (no indian currency this time) from now only.