Saturday, November 12, 2005

Weekend Humor: Warning signs!!

Company pick-up bus:
  • Pick pockets on the rise. Stay alert. Claims will not be approved.
Outside Bosses cabin (during appraisal):
  • Crying inside, strictly prohibited.
  • No CRYING. Tissues are not provided by the company.
Inside ladies special bus:
  • Reserved for GENTS.
  • Reserved for BACHELOR.
Outside Z000nie’s Cubicle:
  • This is Z000nie. Please don’t enquire about RAMA.
  • I’m not getting paid to find out who & where RAMA is.
  • All BEP fans will get FREE MP3 CD on request. Hurry before offer ends!!
  • I reserve rights to fart in ma own space.
On Resume (at the bottom of every page):
  • *Conditions Apply. Please read risk document before calling.
  • Projects mentioned can change without prior notice.
  • Resume once sent, will not be taken back.
On pack of Condoms:
  • Do not iron. No dry cleaning.
  • Wash only with mild warm water.
  • Starching will give better results

26 Comments:

Blogger Boldnbeautiful said...

me first wowwwwwwwwwwww. First lemmi celebrate

11/12/2005 11:29:00 AM  
Blogger Boldnbeautiful said...

Outside Z000nie’s Cubicle: This is Zoonie Urf Kishen kannaiah hehe.

If u wanna find Rama go to ayodya ;)

11/12/2005 11:32:00 AM  
Blogger uttara said...

mez seconddddddddddddd
damnnnnnnnn .. u goingg a blog freakkk ha
loll

ur weekend yepieeeeeeeeeeeee
loll

utt000nie

11/12/2005 11:50:00 AM  
Blogger uttara said...

@z000nie .........
ROTFL...

Ram bolo ram bolo ...lolll

***All BEP fans will get FREE MP3 CD on request.

any conditions applied ???
loll

*** resume ...
ROTFL .. i will never ever read ur resume ..:p kidding
hahahaha
some kinda threat kya ???? ...lolll



***On pack of Condoms:
Do not iron. No dry cleaning.Wash only with mild warm water.Starching will give better results

lollll

i remember a joke over this thing ... hahaha
i will mail u that ;);)



have a gr888888 weekend:))

ut000nie

11/12/2005 12:23:00 PM  
Blogger :: The Protector :: said...

lol....:)

hv a gr8 weekend....

11/12/2005 12:49:00 PM  
Blogger Łóòň Ġãĺ said...

uttara...Ram nahi Rama ... female rito?

Again farting!! uffo!

Lolzz @ Projects mentioned can change without prior notice.

ewwww condoms again?? hahaaaa!

have a lovely weekend z000nie!

cheerzz!

11/12/2005 01:09:00 PM  
Blogger PuNeEt said...

man u blog on weekends too
great

No CRYING. Tissues are not provided by the company
lolzzzzz

I reserve rights to fart in ma own space
u hve right elsewhere also ;-)
no option u see

Projects mentioned can change without prior notice
damn good... was the best

Starching will give better results
yaaaakkkkkkkssssssss
are u avoiding again going to the medical shop to ask for a new one ;-)
hehehhe

enjooy ur weekend

take care

Cheers

11/12/2005 03:05:00 PM  
Blogger Rohit Talwar said...

wowwww cool humor zoooonie!

enjoy your weekend!

:D

11/12/2005 03:57:00 PM  
Blogger ayvid said...

rotfl.......
hehe weekend humor...phunny.....
u did find moi blog id....:-)
Divs
divinethoughts.rediffblogs.com

11/12/2005 04:49:00 PM  
Blogger niki yokota said...

me 7th or 8, 9, 10th??
hahaha~(^o^);; this one was also superb!!
>Resume once sent, will not be taken back.

11/12/2005 06:18:00 PM  
Blogger Zombie said...

chee chee@last set of warnings

11/12/2005 07:43:00 PM  
Blogger San said...

lol - crazy child :)

ur blog is gonna be my *pick me up* kinda blog :)

11/12/2005 08:18:00 PM  
Blogger Dewdrop said...

lol, nice ones
starching will give better results - rofl

11/12/2005 08:28:00 PM  
Blogger d4u said...

:) :)

11/12/2005 10:19:00 PM  
Blogger shobhna said...

:) this was a good post!!!

11/13/2005 10:17:00 AM  
Blogger Michelle said...

lolz =))

awesome hehehe

hugzzzz

11/13/2005 11:08:00 AM  
Blogger Thë Icè Þr¡ñce§§ said...

zooooooooonieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ur icey piez is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak..
and wat a post to read wen m back
hee hee hee
cudnt stop laffin at this
Do not iron. No dry cleaning.

kkhee khee kheeeeeeeeeeeeee

good one zooniee
ur the best buddy

peace out
^_^

11/13/2005 11:19:00 AM  
Blogger Invincible said...

"Outside Bosses cabin (during appraisal):

Crying inside, strictly prohibited.
No CRYING. Tissues are not provided by the company."

-lol. Nowadays ppl dont cry, they just scream on their managers nose.
Tissues r reqd during recruitment interviews though. :)

wherez my CD ?????

"Projects mentioned can change without prior notice."
-ROTFL

"On pack of Condoms:
Do not iron. No dry cleaning.Wash only with mild warm water.Starching will give better results "
- For a second i thought condoms r made of cotton, ROFL :) :)

11/13/2005 04:18:00 PM  
Blogger icyblue said...

hahahaha......hilarious..!! nice post!

11/13/2005 04:41:00 PM  
Blogger Ek Anjaan Ladki said...

lol ..great post. love ur blog title pic thing...

11/13/2005 05:15:00 PM  
Blogger Mirage said...

LOL! rockin post man!

No crying outside boss's cabin! LMAO!!

*reserve rights to fart...* ROTFL!!!

You rule z000nie!! :D

11/13/2005 05:53:00 PM  
Blogger karuna said...

LOL
So what will this CD ave on it exactly?

11/13/2005 07:14:00 PM  
Blogger manjari said...

lol...gr8 humour arzoon..n a mirage says u truly rule
keep smiling

11/13/2005 08:47:00 PM  
Blogger Arz000n said...

@Boldy
This is Zoonie Urf Kishen kannaiah
Grrrr....Minnie teases me by that name already...now not you :(

@Ut000nie
any conditions applied ???
Nope...just drop in anytime :)

some kinda threat kya ??
Yess...that is to be on safer side na

Hope you had a nice weekend!!

@Vishnu
Welcome to ma blog!!

@Cheesy
I luv hearing you go ewww on ma blog...no wonder I started using a lot too. Hope you enjoyed on weekend Cheesy!!

@Puneet
Yeah...me on blogging spree!!

are u avoiding again going to the medical shop to ask for a new one
You beeen taking ma bizarreness a bit serioulsy these days..Hehehe...

@Rohit
Thanks.
Greetz to you!!

ayvid
I sure did. Thanks anyways!!

@Niki-chan
Glad that you enjoyed.

@Z0mbie
Nice to see you afta long time.
Where are you these days ??

@Sangeeta
Glad that you enjoyed ur visit on ma blog.

@Dewdy
Thanks :)

@D4u
:)

@shobhna
Thank you. That was nice :)

@Mich
Yesshhh....Thank you.

@Icy
ICY IS BACK!!
Woooo..Hoooo!!!
Oh boy...I missed her giggles.
Nice to see you back n giggling ICY!!

@Invinci
they just scream on their managers nose.
Yess...this is so rtue these days.

wherez my CD ???
Hurrry..before the stock ends.
You need to drop by ma cubicle for that.

second i thought condoms r made of cotton,
YEss...Khadi Condoms.
They are available in market now.

@IcyBlue
Thanks.
Welcome to ma blog!!

@EAL
Thanks for appreciating the blog pic.That was nice :)
Welcome to ma blog!!

@Mirage
You rule z000nie!!
That spiced up ma boring weekend for sure.
Awesome Mirage. Thanks!!

@Karuna
So what will this CD ave on it exactly?
Black Eyed Peas(BEP)'s Music....
Woo...Hooo!!
Welcome to ma blog!!

@Manjari
Thanks for that great remark.
Hope you had a nice weekend there.
Greetz!!

11/14/2005 12:34:00 AM  
Blogger Kroopa Shah (Kr00pz) said...

LOL, took me quite some time to go through the posts I hadn't read over the past 10 days. and what can I say other than- hilarious as ever? :-)

11/16/2005 09:17:00 PM  
Blogger Arz000n said...

Your comments always make me feel good Kr00pz :)

Thanks for taking time out from your busy schedule to read and make comments too.

Thanks!!

11/16/2005 09:38:00 PM  

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