Weekend Humor: Warning signs!!
Company pick-up bus:
- Pick pockets on the rise. Stay alert. Claims will not be approved.
- Crying inside, strictly prohibited.
- No CRYING. Tissues are not provided by the company.
- Reserved for GENTS.
- Reserved for BACHELOR.
- This is Z000nie. Please don’t enquire about RAMA.
- I’m not getting paid to find out who & where RAMA is.
- All BEP fans will get FREE MP3 CD on request. Hurry before offer ends!!
- I reserve rights to fart in ma own space.
- *Conditions Apply. Please read risk document before calling.
- Projects mentioned can change without prior notice.
- Resume once sent, will not be taken back.
- Do not iron. No dry cleaning.
- Wash only with mild warm water.
- Starching will give better results






















26 Comments:
me first wowwwwwwwwwwww. First lemmi celebrate
Outside Z000nie’s Cubicle: This is Zoonie Urf Kishen kannaiah hehe.
If u wanna find Rama go to ayodya ;)
mez seconddddddddddddd
damnnnnnnnn .. u goingg a blog freakkk ha
loll
ur weekend yepieeeeeeeeeeeee
loll
utt000nie
@z000nie .........
ROTFL...
Ram bolo ram bolo ...lolll
***All BEP fans will get FREE MP3 CD on request.
any conditions applied ???
loll
*** resume ...
ROTFL .. i will never ever read ur resume ..:p kidding
hahahaha
some kinda threat kya ???? ...lolll
***On pack of Condoms:
Do not iron. No dry cleaning.Wash only with mild warm water.Starching will give better results
lollll
i remember a joke over this thing ... hahaha
i will mail u that ;);)
have a gr888888 weekend:))
ut000nie
lol....:)
hv a gr8 weekend....
uttara...Ram nahi Rama ... female rito?
Again farting!! uffo!
Lolzz @ Projects mentioned can change without prior notice.
ewwww condoms again?? hahaaaa!
have a lovely weekend z000nie!
cheerzz!
man u blog on weekends too
great
No CRYING. Tissues are not provided by the company
lolzzzzz
I reserve rights to fart in ma own space
u hve right elsewhere also ;-)
no option u see
Projects mentioned can change without prior notice
damn good... was the best
Starching will give better results
yaaaakkkkkkkssssssss
are u avoiding again going to the medical shop to ask for a new one ;-)
hehehhe
enjooy ur weekend
take care
Cheers
wowwww cool humor zoooonie!
enjoy your weekend!
:D
rotfl.......
hehe weekend humor...phunny.....
u did find moi blog id....:-)
Divs
divinethoughts.rediffblogs.com
me 7th or 8, 9, 10th??
hahaha~(^o^);; this one was also superb!!
>Resume once sent, will not be taken back.
chee chee@last set of warnings
lol - crazy child :)
ur blog is gonna be my *pick me up* kinda blog :)
lol, nice ones
starching will give better results - rofl
:) :)
:) this was a good post!!!
lolz =))
awesome hehehe
hugzzzz
zooooooooonieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ur icey piez is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak..
and wat a post to read wen m back
hee hee hee
cudnt stop laffin at this
Do not iron. No dry cleaning.
kkhee khee kheeeeeeeeeeeeee
good one zooniee
ur the best buddy
peace out
^_^
"Outside Bosses cabin (during appraisal):
Crying inside, strictly prohibited.
No CRYING. Tissues are not provided by the company."
-lol. Nowadays ppl dont cry, they just scream on their managers nose.
Tissues r reqd during recruitment interviews though. :)
wherez my CD ?????
"Projects mentioned can change without prior notice."
-ROTFL
"On pack of Condoms:
Do not iron. No dry cleaning.Wash only with mild warm water.Starching will give better results "
- For a second i thought condoms r made of cotton, ROFL :) :)
hahahaha......hilarious..!! nice post!
lol ..great post. love ur blog title pic thing...
LOL! rockin post man!
No crying outside boss's cabin! LMAO!!
*reserve rights to fart...* ROTFL!!!
You rule z000nie!! :D
LOL
So what will this CD ave on it exactly?
lol...gr8 humour arzoon..n a mirage says u truly rule
keep smiling
@Boldy
This is Zoonie Urf Kishen kannaiah
Grrrr....Minnie teases me by that name already...now not you :(
@Ut000nie
any conditions applied ???
Nope...just drop in anytime :)
some kinda threat kya ??
Yess...that is to be on safer side na
Hope you had a nice weekend!!
@Vishnu
Welcome to ma blog!!
@Cheesy
I luv hearing you go ewww on ma blog...no wonder I started using a lot too. Hope you enjoyed on weekend Cheesy!!
@Puneet
Yeah...me on blogging spree!!
are u avoiding again going to the medical shop to ask for a new one
You beeen taking ma bizarreness a bit serioulsy these days..Hehehe...
@Rohit
Thanks.
Greetz to you!!
ayvid
I sure did. Thanks anyways!!
@Niki-chan
Glad that you enjoyed.
@Z0mbie
Nice to see you afta long time.
Where are you these days ??
@Sangeeta
Glad that you enjoyed ur visit on ma blog.
@Dewdy
Thanks :)
@D4u
:)
@shobhna
Thank you. That was nice :)
@Mich
Yesshhh....Thank you.
@Icy
ICY IS BACK!!
Woooo..Hoooo!!!
Oh boy...I missed her giggles.
Nice to see you back n giggling ICY!!
@Invinci
they just scream on their managers nose.
Yess...this is so rtue these days.
wherez my CD ???
Hurrry..before the stock ends.
You need to drop by ma cubicle for that.
second i thought condoms r made of cotton,
YEss...Khadi Condoms.
They are available in market now.
@IcyBlue
Thanks.
Welcome to ma blog!!
@EAL
Thanks for appreciating the blog pic.That was nice :)
Welcome to ma blog!!
@Mirage
You rule z000nie!!
That spiced up ma boring weekend for sure.
Awesome Mirage. Thanks!!
@Karuna
So what will this CD ave on it exactly?
Black Eyed Peas(BEP)'s Music....
Woo...Hooo!!
Welcome to ma blog!!
@Manjari
Thanks for that great remark.
Hope you had a nice weekend there.
Greetz!!
LOL, took me quite some time to go through the posts I hadn't read over the past 10 days. and what can I say other than- hilarious as ever? :-)
Your comments always make me feel good Kr00pz :)
Thanks for taking time out from your busy schedule to read and make comments too.
Thanks!!
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